I Hope It Will Be Alright

8 11 2009

I haven’t posted in a while. We all know I out of the two Chronicles bloggers is the one who posts way too much because I have an opinion on everything and I just can’t shut up. But, lately you have gotten a break from my babbling save my post about the Alexander Semin conudrum. Not much else in hockey has arrested my attention and I really doubt you want hear me wax on about it. But you are;

It’s a weird and unpleasant conudrum not having an overall favorite player. I love all my Capitals so much it’s difficult to love one more than the other.

I don’t even really have an overall player just in the league. It was Federov literally since I started watching hockey in the 3rd grade but he doesn’t play in the league anymore does he?

And, know one believes I just don’t like Semin anymore. When I next saw Anna she asked me “Were you serious?” yes I was damn serious. “You’ll forgive by next week.” Well I don’t want to burn his shirt anymore that count?

My father called him “my boy” (the actual qoute was “you boy sucks”) the other night. I replied “Not MY boy! Nuh-uh he isn’t my favorite Cap anymore!”

His actual reply to this “Fibber.”

I didn’t even now my dad knew I liked Semin passed the fact I bought his shirt. (and I have a Nicklas and Ovie shirt too)

I don’t hate him or even dislike him. He has just slipped into the ranks of the rest of the Capitals. He’s not special anymore.

It’s very odd not having a favorite player. I guess I’m in the market for a new one. Not that you choose a favorite player. That’s not how it works. We’ll have to see.

Speaking of favorites; Cam Ward is a bit of a guilty favorite of mine. I shouldn’t like the goalie of a division rival but I do like Cam Ward. Last night in a freak accident his leg was cut by Rick Nash’s skate badly. In the video you can see he knows right away he’s cut. They take much too long to get him off the ice if you ask me. He obviously can’t use his leg and with three people supporting him he inches off the ice with blood trailing behind.

He is in the hospital at the moment. I don’t think he did but I was praying he hadn’t cut his femoral artery (an artery DC sports fans are all too familiar with). The Canes (or maybe it’s the Blue Jackets) seem to be cursed. I hope he’s well soon.





A Sign For What’s to Come (Hopefully)

7 11 2009

Dear Hockey Gods,

I’m not sure what I did, but thank you. Capitals win 7-4. And without Ovechkin.

- Anna





Weird and Wacky Search Terms Part Trois!

7 11 2009

Weird and Wacky Search Terms in backkkk! So, what search terms have people been using to find THC lately? Wellllll…

Why is Brooks Laich called Iron Man?

Honestly, I have no idea. It came up at CapsCon and can be seen in this video:

But I honestly have no idea. Is it because his Scarlet Caps is absolutely ridiculous and somehow resembles Iron Man?

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Your guess is as good as mine.

Dave Steckel and wife / David Steckel wife picture

This search came up six times yesterday. Six. Times. Her name is Didi and they met at Ohio State. And that is all I know. It’s all I need to know. Stop being creepers.

Chris Bourque Shirtless

Yah, I don’t know. I’m sure a picture exists somewhere out there. All I got was pictures of Johnny Knoxville and Vincent Lecavalier. Have we even talked about Bourque?

Sidney Crosby yellow crocs

Ah! Still?! Give it a rest! The mystery has already been solved.

Yousuckistan

This is a fictional place Meghan and I created five months ago during the playoffs. Yousuckistan is an island (or something) off of Playoff Vacation Land, where Geni, Eric Staal, and Greener all disappeared to. We’ve only used it once, though apparently, it’s a category. Huh. Also, it is the exact opposite of Snazikstan. Whoever searched this sure has one hell of a memory.

Chicago Blackhawks blonde hair

Which Blackhawk? There’s plenty… Kaner? Steeger? Eager? Hjalmarsson? Hossa?

Patrick Sharp dad

I actually know what this is talking about! The Blackhawks had some father/son thingy and there’s pictures! Here’s the one of Sharpie and his dad:

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If you’d like the see the rest, head over to the Blackhawks website. There are three days worth of pictures.

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WTF?! I googled it and found these:

Okayyyyyy. And there was two searches of it!

Capitals Snuggie

Unfortunately, this does exist.

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Yahhhhhh. If, for some reason, you want to buy this, I found it here.

Keep on wacky searching!

- Anna





I Didn’t Know Brooksy Had a Memoir! And in Movie Form At That!

7 11 2009

After taking the SAT today, your Chronicles girls decided it would be a good idea to wander around downtown Fredericksburg, and, as always, shenanigans ensued. We spent most of our time in antique stores, which is always proves fruitful. Today, Meghan hit gold when she found this:

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It’s a figure of Daren Puppa from when he was goalie on the Tampa Bay Lightning. It’s a pretty snazzy figure, though Meghan is pretty bitter about being “swindled” into buying it since it was in a box labeled ‘50 cents’, but instead, it cost her $2.10. Later on, while looking at the figure, I made a comment about him having a mullet. To my delight, he totally did!

In another antique store, Meghan found this VHS:

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Trap on Cougar Mountain! Which is, obviously, Brooks’ memoir. The best part? It’s tagline: “The heartwarming story of a young boy, a cougar, and their fight for survival”. I’m pretty sure my life is complete. Also, the cougar is apparently a boy cougar, named Jason. But hey, Brooksy, I don’t judge.

Some other jewels of the day:

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This snazzy record called “I Love a Rainbow!”, though it wasn’t as amazing as this Orleans record:

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And who just loves awkward postcards?!

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Now, for some actual hockey related news, Alex Ovechkin is mentioned in the November issue of GQ (the cover makes me uncomfortable) on a list on the 50 Most Powerful People in DC. He comes in at 48. The Ovetjkin Blog has the actual write up of the article. Honestly, I do not recommend buying it, unless, for some reason, you normally buy GQ. A (horrible) picture of the article can be seen here:

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Yah, not worth it. And now, back to the game =]

- Anna





Is It a Desperate or Necessary Measure

5 11 2009

I thought despite the lose that the Capitals as a majority played very well even if we still haven’t gotten a whole sixty minute game. And, Perreault was very impressive but I will say it again; This team is NOT a winning team the way they are playing at the moment and I defy anyone to argue against that point. As I said overall the players were fairly good but it’s not enough. The effort is not there. Not that you haven’t heard this over the last week or so.

Alexander Semin; I can honestly say that I do not want your contract renewed. There it’s done. I said it. How quickly you have fallen.

This was an important game; he needed to step up, Instead he played stupid, selfish, and childish. We could do better. So so much better.And, maybe he needs another team. Maybe being on a different team would help him. Maybe Bruce and Ovie have propped him up too long. The Alexander Semin/Washington Capitals relationship has started to strike me as toxic.

That is massively harsh seeing as it’s November but I’m done. I’m dead serious. I am done with Alexander Semin. He was my favorite player since about the time I started watching the Capitals. So about 2005? That’s several seasons. And, now I’m am severely disillusioned.

It’s pretty hard to admit I’m giving up on my favorite player because it feels harsh and like I’m jumping boat but after several seasons of backing up a player, having them fail so many times, and finally so miserably DURING A CONTRACT YEAR it’s been far enough. This has to ended. It feels awful but for the forseeable future unless he does something so truly and devastatingly awesome, I can’t imagine it will happen, I no longer care for him. I can not tell you how truly awful I feel.

Bruce has tried it all with him (and the other boys) and there is only one option left before we seriously consider the non-contract or trade route. Scratch him for Nyls. I really kid you not I think it is the only option. If anything it can’t be worse. It’ll make Nyls usefull at that; We can literally use him as a threat for the other players. Sure that’s not nice or ‘profesional’ thing to do to Nyls but what else are we going to do? If you have a better suggestion please share.

I could be flying off the handle, I do that a lot, but if I, who has absolutley adored and believed in Semin for many seasons, is saying it don’t think I’m just throwing out this stuff. I’ve been mulling it for a while not just this game or Sundays. I was trying to give him a chance. But he and Poti need to be on the chopping block. We’ve let good players go before; Zubrus and Zednik come to mind. Remember when the Zubrus, Ovechkin, and Semin where usually mentioned in the same breath. One down; One more to go?

We’ll have to wait to see how this plays out but if Semin’s play does not improve the Capitals do NOT have an option. Throw the money at Backstrom, the UFAs and RFAs with contracts coming up, and Hershey Bears. They deserve it more.





Why My Dad Needs a GPS (And a Weather Map)

4 11 2009

I’m not sure I’ve ever mentioned this before, but my dad is horrible with directions, not as bad as my sister (she got us lost in the ghettos around Hampton Roads twice in one day, and she LIVES down there), but still really, really bad. What makes it worst is that he refuses to listen to signs, directions, or ME because, y’know, he’s always right. For example, when Meghan and I went to Kettler to go ice skating for my birthday, I wanted to go to Chop’t afterwards, which is normally no more than a twenty minute drive, but it took him TWO HOURS because he didn’t want to listen to the directions I printed out.

Now, I’m sure you’re all wondering ‘Anna, what does this have to do with hockey?’ Well, I’m glad you asked! Since I’m also a devoted Hershey fan, going to a game would be nice, especially since tickets are a lot cheaper than Capitals tickets. The logical place to see the Bears play is, of course, in Hershey, but my dad refuses to drive up there. ‘Anna, it’s in another state; it’s too far away’. So, I looked up the next Hershey @ Admirals game that isn’t on a school night (29 Dec, might I add), and he may be willing to take us to that! Out of curiousity, I used Map Quest to determine exactly how far away my house was from Norfolk and how far from Hershey.

  • My house to Norfolk: 2h33 with a total of 144,30 miles
  • My house to Hershey: 3h17 with a total of 178.52 miles

It’s an extra 44 minutes, that’s all! And, while I know traffic can be tricky up there, I’ve had worse experiences going down in that direction (it took four hours to get from Newport News to my town once, when it should only take two). When I pointed this out to my dad, guess what his excuse was? ‘There’s snow up there, Anna! There’ll be snow on the drive up!’ Snow? SNOW? Really, dad? You lived in Rochester, New York for fourteen years, and you’re concerned with the snow up in Hershey? *facepalm*

In other news, Kaner and Burish have seemed to make themselves only look more ridiculous lately. First, Kaner announces on the radio (does anyone remember which station? or knows where I can find a soundbite?) that he and Burish saw Miley Cyrus in concert. I never thought I’d actually have something in common with those two boys (except being American and growing up in upstate New York). In my defense, I saw her when I was fifteen, not twenty-one and twenty-six…

Anyway, to add to their stupidity, they do this at the Hawks’ Halloween shindig:

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*rolls eyes* Does anyone know what Sharpie is supposed to be?

Lately, it seems as though Kaner and Burish have been hanging out a lot lately. Does this mean Kaner dumped Tazer? And Burish is trying to get over the fact that Sharpie’s engaged? *devilish grin* I think soooooo =]

To stick to the theme of my family, we all know my mom is a creeper when it comes to talking hockey. First, she implied that Meghan and I molested Eakin, Carlson, and Holtby in an elevator, and then, she thought we were devising to personally buy Tazer or Kaner. Thankfully, her latest comment was golden. We were in the car after a trip to Sonic for ice cream and I was making fun of Crosby, like I always do. After comparing his looks to a beaver/duck hybrid and making fun of his ass and specially made pants, my mom told me:

  • “Anna, you should be nice to him! He probably doesn’t have any friends!”

It was easily the best thing she has ever said to me.

Also, I finally got around to listening to the hour-long Hockey Diaries, which followed Brooksy and Karl Alzner around for the 08-09 season, and it somehow managed to make me love Brooksy even more than I already do. Impossible, I thought! But, after hearing all the adorable stories from his mother (he sure did cry a lot) and Brooksy bossing Greener around while raking leaves (they’re totally like an old married couple), it happened. Not that a mind. Nope, I don’t mind at all. To listen or download, go here!

On one last note, tonight was Brooksy’s 200th consecutive game with the Capitals XD

- Anna





Snarky

3 11 2009
Yes, I know Ovechkin being out for “week to week” is very bad. But, I being the stubborn fan of these Capitals, I am not too worried. (It’s your team now Brooks Laich.)

But, being a blogger, I suppose I attribute to the media, maybe this is what I should be thinking;

The entire team is DONE. They’re screwed. I mean sure we have talented players but it’s not actually their talent, right? None of the guys do; it’s all really Ovechkin isn’t it? I mean Nicklas passes aren’t that fantastic it’s Ovie’s awesome pass catching skills!

In fact every single amazing thing a player does on our team is because of Ovechkin’s pure awesomeness. EVERYTHING.

They’re never going to win another game again… ever.

I love you, mass media…

In other news Aucoin due to the waiver/contract/ten game issues has been sent down to Hershey and Matthieu Perreault has been called up.





Goodbye, Thriller, The Drunkest Man Ever (Who Is NOT Ovie?!)

2 11 2009

Because it’s Monday and we all need a good laugh here’s a few videos that should amuse;

So Poni had a very similiar situation like Brooksie. Both hadn’t scored in a while and then they score two in a row in the same game but what made Poni’s extra sweet was some of the Canadiens fans at the game, with plenty time on the clock, assumed they were winning and started to celebrate;

I will never get sick of this video. I’ve already watched it fives times “Na na na, hey hey hey, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!”

Whether you remember it or not still amusing;

This goalie does what we wish any goalie would do; Dances to Thriller in full pads on the ice after winning a game

In honor of the Green/Laich bromance here’s a video about another bromance;

This is the biggest train wreck of a hockey ‘Cribs’ video I’ve ever seen. I was trying to find the Washington Capitals cribs video but found the Edinburgh Capitals cribs video instead! It’s 9 minutes too long but you get the flavor after the first minute so unless you have eyes of steel I don’t reccomend the whole video

This has nothing to do with hockey but it amuses my sick humor





It Was Just One of Those Days

1 11 2009

Because the last thing you all need is another game analysis, we all need a break from the seriousness, I give you something with me just rambling;

I am furious with you Capitals! How dare you lose to the Blue Jackets! Do you know whose team that is?! MIKE COMMODORE’S! The man who sassed me on Twitter after I compliment him and I didn’t even do it directly at him! Don’t you care about my feelings?!

What Nicklas; is it because my father when talking about yourself, Ovie, and Semin’s line being broken referred to you as “one of Ovie’s little Russian buddies”? Did that upset you? Because, it was stupid; you are most obviously a blond, greenish-blue-y eyed, pale as snow, most certainly not Russian, Swedish man-child.

And, Ovie dear sweet Ovie! I hope you’re alright. You didn’t exactly do much when you did play but the fight, though stupid, was pretty cool.

And Knuble you little PK beast! You have cemented yourself into my favorites when you single handedly kept it in their offensive zone for forty seconds. That was the best play I have seen by a Capital. I screamed my lungs out and clapped my hands raw along with the other Capitals faithful.

Cougar Bait, you and Knuble are two people I am least mad at along with Theodore and Jurchina.

Semin, I noticed I’ve been calling you by your last name lately not your first, or your nickname(s), because you are not pleasing me. While I commend the lack of penalties the fact you had Mason BEAT, BEAT! And you hesitated and looked to pass and got all tangled up, and you hesitated many other times (after the first period, your first period play was rather good) Darling Semin JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK YOU IDIOT!

Theodore; I want to introduce you to a friend of many goalies, the crease! It’s a swell place and when you have a bunch of opposing players up your ass I suggest you stay in it. Other wise you played very well considering those Jackets were beating the shit out of you. They kept running into you and such.

Tom Poti needs to learn how to clear the crease on PK because he obviously didn’t hear me in the crowd screaming at the top of her frustrated lungs “CLEAR THE FUCKING CREASE POTI!” (There were no small children in my section I do have some sense)

Juice you played fantastically this is why I like you my crazy Eastern European brethren. And, when that Jackets guy fell on top of you and you were on the ice but back pretty much for your next shift; Bad ass.

I don’t like blaming the Refs, I do not join in on the “Refs you suck” chant (I boo loudly when I see the call was bad) but these ones were bad! At the end of one of the periods, this one non-call stood out in my mind to use as an example; Semin kind of got smack or fell down and the Blue Jacket who smacked him or saw him fall down laid on top of him and smothered him in the ice and Semin basically should have screamed “RAPE!” and you totally ignored it was RIDICULOUS. (And, if Ovie had seen it he would have flipped his lid.)

I commend the fans. Towards the end of the second and the entire of the third that had to be the single loudest crowd I have witnessed. Even when it looked grim you guys were positive and loud. And, I do not get too loud in general. I do the “Let’s go Caps!” chant, leap up, clap and holler after goals, boo when the other team scores, but I just am not the kind of person who gets loud over all the stuff really intense fans do but you guys had me in to it. I went ape shit. I screamed myself hoarse. Maybe it was just because it had been such a long time but you all were defiantly a part of it.

And oh that Chimera and that number 40 were punks! And, Mason did NOT like when during a stoppage and it was pretty quiet a bunch of Caps fans sitting behind his net screamed “MASON YOU SUCK!” he turned and gave them the death glare. I have honestly never seen a goalie do that before.

It was a great game and the sad thing is can’t really say the Capitals did that much wrong! Most of the penalties they took were bad calls and not on them! The passing was TERRIBLE but over all the play was good.

And, that’s what so frustrating because you guys are playing well but there like this under lying attitude, if you understand what I’m trying to say, you have about you that has me thinking that if something doesn’t permantly change by February they not only can not but will not go any farther in the playoffs or even as far as last year. I believe you can! But, it HAS to change.

I will say this though, while I love him, as I love all my Capitals, I will say it NOW but I believe the we SHOULD that it will necessarily happen, but we should get rid of Tom Poti. I said at the end of last season when I looked at D-man stats and I will say it so it can be used for later reference but if GMGM has his head straight he’ll trade Tom by the deadline for another D-man who plays better. I love Tom, I am attached to Tom, but I will admit it; it is time to move on from him.

And, possibly a few other Capitals as much as it hurts me to say so, I love all the Capitals, I can’t name any in the active roster (Nyls excluded) who I don’t like, I can’t imagine the Capitals any other way, we have such a good team of individuals! But, there are a few that maybe we need to let go either by trade or by contract running out. But, before I start throwing names around I’d like to watch those others I have in mind and see what they do for now because it IS the first month of the season. (But, the one in particular really breaks my heart.)





Sticky Statements

1 11 2009

So the Capitals, much like the blog lately, have been sporadic. I don’t know what to make of this recent half game sort of playing nor do I have any solutions.

Perhaps, surprisingly, our most valuable asset of late is indeed goal tender Jose Theodore. And, I am a some what fan of our rookie goaltender Semyon Varlamov’s playing, at times, and the race between veteran, rookie, and prospect (Michal Neuvirth; Hershey Bears) is rather interesting to watch. It’s neck in neck for the most part though Michal Neuvirth is out DTD with a lower back injury; poor man who just got off IR can’t seem to catch a break. (Braden Holtby of the SC Stingrays with be playing in Hershey for a while)

Now as with most goaltender races it’s very professional and civil but a recent thing Varly said has me in two minds;

“After the win in Atlanta, Caps’ Varlamov told SovSport that the team concentrates more on the game when he’s in goal… Hmm…”
- Dmitry Chesnokov

(http://twitter.com/dchesnokov/status/5306831699)

It’s difficult to say out of context whether this was Varlamov making a simple statement; that he feels that they play with more focus or confidence while he is in goal; Or did he mean it sort of catty? Like the team trusts him in goal more than Jose (and therefore he expects more play time) I can’t say I’ve noted them playing more confident with one or the other in goal so lets look at game by game stats as provided by http://www.capitals.nhl.com

I’m not sure how much that tells you. There’s only so much stats can tell. I can’t say I personally have been overly impressed by Varlamov so far and Jose has impressed me a cautious amount. Varlamov has won five games to Jose two.

Either way our young goal tender meant that statement I don’t think the team plays any differently with him in goal than Jose.