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I Can Tell You Where to Put That Laser Pointer…

It would seem that at last nights Caps game a Rangers fan, or so we would assume I do not know why a Caps fan would do this, brought a laser pointer to MSG and shone said laser pointer in Jose’s eyes before the start of one of the periods. Youtube video of the event can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aWucrOtIM (little warning: audio is abnormally ear-splitting loud so I would recommend turning the volume on your computer down before clicking)

Now this happened recently at a Canucks game in which a Canucks fan did the same thing to the opposing goalie that night.  This is never okay; In fact I don’t care what team it is, what goalie, what player, what fan, I don’t care if they’re a fan of my team doing it to the opposing goalie it is in no way alright. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE.

You obviously don’t flash laser pointers in anyones eyes because it will mess them up which is obviously the point of flashing it in a goalies eyes but it could mess them up maybe pretty badly, that’s why it say “DO NOT POINT IN EYES” on the package. Just to give you an idea how badly I got this information from www.laserpointersafety.com

  • The power density from a 1 milliwatt laser, focused to a point, is brighter than the equivalent area of the sun’s surface.
  • This can cause a detectable change (injury) to the retina, if the laser stays in one spot for a few seconds
  • In extreme cases, central vision could be almost fully lost, and the person becomes blind in that eye.

It’s literally all fun and game until someone loses eyesight. That last fact, the complete lose of eyesight is of course in extreme cases and in the US and most countries only a 5 milliwatt is the highest you can get but this can still cause blind spots in the eye because obviously if only a 1 milliwatt laser is as brighter than the equivalent of the SUN than a 5 miliwatt is even worse.

A lifetime ban from the arena is light punishment in my books but it’s about as far as the arena can go, maybe depending on where it happened they could file some sort of charges with the police; in some areas it is a misdemeanor to point a laser into someones eyes. You can find out more about your area on www.laserpointersafety.com

In a perfect world they would take the perpetrator down on the ice after the game and let the team whose goalie they shoot a laser pointer at do with them what they wished and we could all see what kind of big man or woman they were then. Of course, and perhaps unfortunately, this is considered assault.

Now I know it’s really easy to sneak something like a laser pointer, most look like a regular old pen, into an arena so there isn’t much the arena can do short of patting down people, which I’m sure some arenas do already. Just keep a look out when they check bags and the security people keep an eye out during games. And for fellow fans to report it if they see it. Even if it’s a person who roots for your team just report it. In fact this, very useful, website www.laserpointersafety.com tells you how to file an incident report.

So if fans have any respect for this beautiful sport and their team everybody will keep the antics in their heads and leave the distracting devices at home. And, if they have any respect for the way their face is arranged they won’t try that crap sitting by me.

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Child Please

Weagle scout of the game?!

Matt Bradley

He was his usual crazy bleeding self. Fight and a goal; 2/3rds of a Gordie Howe hat trick.

The Capitals won 4-2. It was a great entertraining game. Nicklas flipped his ever loving lid agian like agianst the Flyers.

This is short but here to make up for it;

http://capitals.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?&id=45050

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Two Certain Russians Not in My Good Books

Brumhurmhurm… I don’t know what to say that you don’t already know; what you haven’t already read/thought. I wish I could say I’m NOT frustrated with the Caps. I’m much to logical to feel frustrated with it being only the fourth game of the regular season. But, that’s two games in a row they lost to one of the ONLY three teams I don’t like as in HATE. Those are the Rags, the Pens, and the Flyers. Two out of three. I’m just feeling upset with the Caps because I freaking KNOW they can play much better than that.

Gordon is going to annoy me. I have constantly backed up the fact he is under rated and here he is playing like I’ve never seen him play before; like shit.

The only people I’m not angry with are Nicki and Jose. Yeah Jose, you read it right, he played well considering our defense collapsed like a house of cards. Nicklas did so well considering.

They were just being so damn cute. Semin and Ovie kept passing! WHAT THE HELL BOYS? Sharing is caring and all but I hope Bruce freaking kicks your butts. They kept passing when they should have taken it up the middle. I could have killed those two. I really could have.. I am so mad at those two you have no idea. I have never been so mad at Semin and Ovie at the same time. NEVER. I’m fuming at those two idiots. I think I’m misplacing all my anger on those two but they deserve part of it.

Maybe its the fact I have mono and a sinus infection and my stomach is aching because little known fact; mono makes your spleen swell. Maybe I am blowing my emotions well out of proportion which does not happen often but I’m just disgusted by the way they played. Disgusted. Maybe it’s because every time we play the Rangers I miss Fedorov, my used to be favorite NHL player since I was little, much more than usual. And we play Detroit next game so that will be redoubled. This week or so I’m just a hockey mess.

I let this game go. I metaphorically burn a symbolic symbol of this game.What ever my dears. We’ll see how we look on Saturday before we start getting worried, yes? I trust Bruce to work them to the bone in practice.

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Epic/Epic Fail: Not Another One!

A run down of recent events and their placement of a scale of epic to epic fail:

Epic:
Nicklas Backstrom has his own website; http://www.backstrom19.com

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BABY FUDGEBALL! He’s so cute! What a little nugget! (thank you too many episodes of Chelsea Lately)

I love it for giving me this photo even if there is, what I’m sure Mike Green would agree, a criminal lack of bling.

Epic Fail:

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Yes, Meghan there is a Santa Claus. And, if your a good little girl he WON’T bring you this for Christmas: Washington Capitals Snuggie. This disturbing image is brought to you by Google and the flu.

Some what irrelevant yet epic no?

Epic:
CAPS WON!
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Jose Theodore did you get you get surgery this summer? A head-out-of-ass-appendectomy perhaps? Well what ever you did keep it up. (I enjoy that picture looks like Kobasew is getting a smack down)

Epic Fail:
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I used Photoshop to make an epic graphic for Bruins V. Caps season opener and my computer I had it on self imploded and I couldn’t show it to you. Hence Senior fail whale.

Epic:

I miss Brashear. Nice to give Marc the one that his brothers could give him the most crap about. Letterman not that funny as usual. I just enjoy looking at Henrik Lundqvist.

Epic Fail:
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Some thing about this photo just really creeps me out. I thinks its Pens Staal. He looks dazed (and by dazed I mean was hitting the happy juice) and way too old to be hanging out with the other four. And whoever the guy in the black shirt is. He looks like a even more mutant version of Crosby. Like a experiment in Lemieux’s evil cloning laboratory went terribly wrong…

PS. Pen’s Staal nice shirt. Go buy a big boy shirt.

Epic:
Two search terms that came up today that were too good to pass up telling you all about:
Bruce Laich
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… I don’t know. Maybe some Bostonian cougar got confused.

Evgeni Malkin Chin
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You creepers are freaks. (unless you who googled this reads our blog then you’re a lovely well adjusted person) Chin? What? And, I use this picture because I can.

Epic:
Patrick Sharp called Adam Burish his “other girlfriend”
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/chi-02-blackhawks-postcard-oct02,0,7832409.story
Balls in your court Ovechkin and Semin. We can’t have those Blackhawks upstaging your bromance.

Oh look I had to double up on epics. Must have been a pretty good hockey week then.

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