I know its not offically yet so I’m trying so hard not to believe it but you can not not NOT go to the KHL. I’ve adored you forever and when you came to the Caps I thought I’d die of excitement so the thought of you leaving for any other reason then you want to retire kills me KILLS ME! Don’t go to Russia they can not possibly love you as much as I do. Okay okay sure you miss your family and your brother Fedor plays there but well they don’t like you as much as we Cap’s fans do me especially I even believe you when you say you ‘married’ that tennis player (suuuuuure). So don’t go Feds DON”T GO!
P.S. Kozzy? Ehhhhhhhh….