Patty Kane Says Sorry For Realz

Because the Chronicles have amazing connections in Buffalo, and it’s court system (don’t ask), we got our hands on Patrick Kane’s apology letter:

Dear Cabbie Dude,
Like sorry I beat you up that was totally like not cool but man like you know I was like totally wasted and I was like not going to but my cousin was all chug! chug! so like I HAD to chug man you know?

Sorry dude it was sooooo not cool but I got to look awesome for the homies and the chicks 😉 lolz gots to keep my street cred.

So you know judgers said I had to write you a letter to like apologize. Sorry bud I wouldn’t beat on an old dude that’s so not street.

My cuzzie is sorry too but Jimmy don’t talk cause he don’t play hockey. He sooooo not cool as me LMAO

I hope we’re cool man maybe we could like party sometime I know some crazy clubs! XD I need a wing man when I’m in Buffalo cause James is grounded! Bummmmmer.

Best Friends Forever,
Patrick Kane

I know know I plead August I’m really bored and the Caps aren’t doing much. This will probably be the last Patty Kane beating up cabbie posts I do because it’s so played out and bordering on tacky.

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  1. Pingback: So about that letter… « Punch in the Face Blog

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