It’s the most triumphant return of Wacky and Weird Search Terms. It’s been a while since we’ve dove into the search terms part of our stat page and not for want of weird search terms!
Just google “Hockeyfrilla” and all the awkard mullets your could ever want are yours!
Fire breathing penguins
All I know is if the Pens mascot, what ever his name might be, breathed fire he’d be about a millions times cooler
You need to google “Semin” jokes? I mean come on they write themselves “Semin in the box” “Semin is all over the place” “Semin was in his face”… you get the picture.
Why does semin varlamov play hockey anymore [sic]
I have no idea why SEMIN Varlamov plays hockey anymore, kiddos…
Pictures of evgei malkin kissing a boy
It’s better I just don’t comment…
Brooks laich good nickname
Um, the Hockey Chronicle’s original nicknames sensation Cougar Bait of course!
Pictures of ovechkin on hershey bears
No BUT I have a bunch of now Caps at Hershey Bear legendary ugly sweater party!
(thanks to @itallfallsdwn for emailing this picture!)
See who you can pick out.
Staal brothers nhl
Yeah all of them except that bum younger one… It’s not the littlest one’s fault though the NHL can only take so many freaky chins at once.
Crosby sucks malkin swallows shirt
Best. Shirt. EVER.