Here at The Hockey Chronicles, we make a habit of utilizing nicknames for hockey players. While the majority are general ones, used by every fan, there are a few gems that come right out of our twisted minds.
Washington Capitals (including Hershey Bears and prospects)
Alex Ovechkin: Ovie, The Russian Machine, The Great 8, Mr. Ambassador
Alexander Semin: Sasha, Semie, Jizz
Brooks Laich: Brooksy, Brooksie, Cougar Bait
Mike Green: Greener, Greenie
Nicklas Backstrom: Nicky, Backie, Fudgeball
Boyd Gordon: Gordicris, Muffin
Matt Bradley: Brads, Captain Planet
Semyon Varlamov: Varly, Cookie Monster, Varlamonster
Eric Fehr: Fehrsie, Fehric, Fehrbear
Mike Knuble: Knubes, Noobs, Knoobs
Jeff Schultz: Schultzie, Sarge, Mr. Nasty
Tyler Sloan: Sloaner
Michal Neuvirth: Neuvy, Neuvi, Meowirth
Marcus Johansson: Jojo
Jay Beagle: Beags
Andrew Gordon: Gordo
Mathieu Perreault: Matty, Matty P
Cody Eakin: Pumpkin Patch, Squeaks, Eaks
Dmitri Kugryshev: Kugy
Dmitri Orlov: Orli
Chicago Blackhawks
Patrick Kane: Kaner, PK, Potsy
Jonathan Toews: Tazer, Captain Serious, Tazzy
Patrick Sharp: Sharpie, Sharpster
Brent Seabrook: Seabs
Duncan Keith: Duncs
Other teams
Staal Brothers: *insert team here* Staal
Marc-Andre Fleury: Flower
Kris Letang: Tanger
Sidney Crosby: Crosballs, Crosberry, Crysby, Tranny Ass
Henrik Lundqvist: Lundy
Matt Stajan: Delicate Little Princess
Sergei Fedorov: Feds
Milan Jurcina: Juice
Adam Burish: Burs, Burish Badger
Kris Versteeg: Steegs, Steeger
The Hockey Chronicle-isms
Middle Aged Man Twins (MAMTs): There are a few scary similarities of the dynamics between Joe B and Locker and the Chronicle Writers; therefore, they are our twins
Sod Farm Trolls: What we like to call the Staal brothers to annoy our Penguins-loving , Staal-obsessed friend
Bourque’d: When you get traded to another team and then traded back to the original team (i.e. Chris Bourque, Milan Jurcina)
Neuvy Face: When someone is always making pained or awkward faces in photos. Named after the constantly “sorry about my face”-ed goalie, Michal Neuvirth. It is similiar to Bouchard face, but less ridiculous
Any suggestions? Feel free to leave a comment!
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ohhh these are good. What about another one for our newest Cap? Kit n Knuble. 😀
That’s a good one! I’ve been calling him knoodling knuble so far but I like that much more -Meghan
Ha! I love your nicknames for Jose Stinkadore! Another one you could also use for Eric Fehr is Fehric. I think I heard someone use that once at a Bears game and I loved it so it became part of my vernacular.
That is beyond adorable! Definatly going to use Fehric too
I love the Satan’s city ones. Laich should be be called Ladies Man. Have you seen the caps video where they interview the team about who’s the biggest ladies man? I bet you have…… its hilarious!
Chris Bourque: CBo
Alexander Semin: Big Al, Le Lapin
Mathieu Perreault: MattyPee
Karl Alzner: Karlito
John Carlson: JohnJohn
Sergei Fedorov: Gramps
Forgot some!
Mike Green: ‘Stack o’Ones’
Jeff Schultz: The Zephyr
Quintin Laing: Lang Bang
Definitely missing the following:
Malkin: Evelyn
Theodore: The Hole (Referenced because of the video they’ve shown at VC for the chant…THE-O).
Gordon: Gordo
Backstrom: Super Swede
Green: Lambogreenie
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* Shitsburgh
Toews = Captain Serious
Forgot some!!
Burish: Burwood
Seabrook: Sea Biscuit
Antti Niemi (San Jose): Antti-Goal
Forgot some:
Ovechkin: Geico Caveman
Theres also a drink names after the overrated bum, The Ovechkin: a White Russian without a cup.
Suck it Caps Fans.
Lets go Pens